AlphaK <\/strong>au 8 200 200<\/strong> (*) et vous saurez peut-\u00eatre combien de vert\u00e8bres je me suis cass\u00e9 pour les ramener dans mon appartement.<\/p>\n(*) Tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s cher la minute, premier quart d’heure indivisible. En appelant vous acceptez implicitement nos conditions g\u00e9n\u00e9rales de ventes, vous nous autorisez \u00e0 communiquer votre nom et vos coordonn\u00e9es \u00e0 des robots spammeurs qui envoient plein de courrier non sollicit\u00e9 pour agrandir votre sexe, et vous vous engagez \u00e0 donner toutes vos \u00e9conomies \u00e0 la secte de Tintin et du Temple Solaire, l’\u00e9glise de Scientologie, la conf\u00e9d\u00e9ration des Hubologistes, et l’\u00e9glise de Scatologie. Des r\u00e9f\u00e9rences subtiles et d’un go\u00fbt douteux sont susceptibles d’appara\u00eetre dans ce texte de mani\u00e8re purement fortuite.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Histoire de tenir mon public en haleine<\/strong> et de lui monopoliser un peu de temps de cerveau<\/strong> (une technique \u00e9prouv\u00e9e chez TF1), je suis contraint d’employer encore une fois les bassesses du teasing<\/strong>.<\/p>\nOui, je suis un \u00eatre r\u00e9pugnant. J’ai honte. Pas tant que \u00e7a en r\u00e9alit\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Sans plus attendre voici le teaser <\/span>:<\/p>\n\t\r\n\t\t
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